KATIE TWEETED AT ME AND MY PHONE BUZZED ND I JUMPED A FOOT IN THE AIR BWCUASE I WAS SURPRISED NO ONE EVER TEXTS ME WHAT DO WHEN PHONE MAKE NPISE HELP
I want a shake weight because it’s hilarious and requires minimal effort but do those things actually work?
Make ice cream in plastic baggies instead. Same amount of exercise, with bonus ice cream at the end. Win-win situation.
Last time I made ice cream was in a high school science class and the inside bag ripped a little and all our ice cream tasted like rock salt. The saltiness reminded me of my tears.
You’re a dweeb, and you probs had cheap baggies. DOUBLE BAG THOSE CREAMS, TON.